I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holding umbrellas standing behind me. Who invited Congress?

“My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue …”

“Even though I know my own name (barely), I still sometimes write my name wrong.…”

“The final few weeks in a town before you move always feel like vacation, like y…”

“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To kno…”