I wouldn’t see eye to eye with a Cyclops.

“Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in h…”

“He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, …”

“Starbucks has odd drink sizes. I say man’s hands were meant to be cupped, so po…”

“My favorite tree is the Joshua tree, which is named after me. Well, it will be,…”