I write my name on my underwear. Of course, I have to first cross out the name of the previous owner. (Most of my underwear is purchased, not stolen).

“A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with …”

“If I give you more love, it will only give me more love to give. The more I giv…”

“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”

“I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt…”