I wrote a zen koan once about love, but it didn’t make any sense. That’s how I knew I had accurately described love.

“My first coaching experience led to a 77-0 defeat. But that’s not so bad, consi…”

“Will I be subtly influenced by what my clone says, or by my own subconscious? W…”

“The bullpen in a baseball park is the best place for matador training.”

“If my name were Oscar, I’d want to be an actor and win my namesake award and ta…”