I’d like to let another person reveal my personality, and I’d like this person to be my clone. My clone would see me from the inside, as well as the outside.

“Inappropriate interview question #7: Are you into retirement home butt sex?”

“Loneliness is the unloneliest feeling in the world, as everyone has experienced…”

“Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.”

“Wrinkles don’t signify old age, they signify a lack of ironing skills or a dear…”