I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.

“My ex girlfriend said she’d never cheat on me. Well, she did—with an accountant…”

“I can’t marry a bisexual woman, because she might be having an affair with the …”

“I got stood up. I wasn’t mad, because at the time I was in a wheelchair.”

“I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s …”