I’d make a good groom, if my last name were McBride.

“The smell of coffee was enough to wake up my neighbors. In a display of gratitu…”

“Dear Mr. Peacock,
I miss your plumage, and I’m flummoxed by your plummeting des…”

“A brick could be used to symbolize my fear. You may snicker and call me an irra…”

“I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you…”