I’d make a great color commentator. Turquoise.

“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech lik…”

“I’ll tell him this isn’t just a job to me, it’s a career, a once-in-a-lifetime …”

“When thinking about yesterday, contrasted with today, I can’t help but observe …”

“A brick could be used as a mule. Sure, you could argue it’d be better used as a…”