I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

“I enjoy reading books by way of subtitles from the movies they got made into.”

“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for…”

“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well …”

“I don’t quite know how to respond to people who say that I dance like my genita…”