I’d paint with a beard if I could grow out of my abstract expressionist phase.

“I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.”

“Governments are nothing more than elaborate Rube Goldberg apparatuses, operatin…”

“The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to cal…”

“I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you i…”