I’d race my motorcycle across the ocean just to avoid swimming in the desert. Ladies, I hope this indicates what kind of lover I’d make.

“The rent should rise with the elevator.”

“I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!”

“In middle school, Renaldo was voted most likely to vote in a Presidential elect…”

“There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is on…”