I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could pin my rating on his lapel.

“Nobody is either honest or dishonest. Life is a gradient, and a saint might be …”

“I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d alread…”

“My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living.”

“Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.”