I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the romantic me.

“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it…”

“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three i…”

“I’ll agree with you if you promise to argue with me. That’s what love is, right?”

“Anything more than 5/10ths makes me tense”