I’d rather have a career that utilizes my creativity, but torturing people all day long is not a bad gig. At least not for me.

“I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed …”

“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”

“Is a one foot by one foot piece of cloth a blanket? What about if you rotate it…”

“I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always t…”