I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.

“I’m just barely scratching the surface. And that surface is broth, so why is th…”

“Since pigs are anatomically similar to humans, dissecting one must be like cutt…”

“If I replaced my ears with conch shells, would you surf on the sound waves?”

“My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t foo…”