I’d rather own something that’s worth millions to nobody, than something that’s worth nothing to millions.

“A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, …”

“I got fleeced once, by a sweater—a fleece, if you will. And won’t you? Please d…”

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

“If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason th…”