I’d rather play with small quantities of large people than large quantities of small people.

“There’s this girl who’s obsessed with me. I would tell you what she looks like,…”

“I’m as American as de Tocqueville.”

“A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a se…”

“A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a ta…”