I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of a seat.

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed ador…”

“I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holdi…”

“Kindly remove your shoes from my bullshit.”

“If my nipples lactated mustard, I’d wear a bra made out of two hamburger buns.”