I’d run 26.2 miles to eat a Marathon candy bar. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’d never own a Hooters, because while I may be the face of the franchise, peop…” “I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate w…” “I want to study a broad. Possibly French.” “I live my life according to a code. You might know it by the surname Morse.”