I’d say my writing voice is original, and I don’t think you’ll find another quite like it. This makes me sad, because when all my clones arrive sometime in the future, their only hope is to try to copy me.


“Some people should have stopped singing in the 60s, even if they were born in t…”

“Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more…”

“My mom is all about risk vs. reward. So for example, if I were to go out on a d…”

“Dark Jar Tin Zoo’s face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard…”