I’d start a war just to illustrate the value of peace.

“His name is Arnold. But you’re not on a first name basis with him, and that’s n…”

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch footba…”

“I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that’s to be expected, since she is a…”

“Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so…”