If a billowy white cloud exploded, that’d be close to what my love looks like. The only difference is my love has more precipitation.

“I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn …”

“Gather the wheelchairs in a circle, and then summon the cripples. Would anybody…”

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”

“The past—I’m looking forward to it.”