If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.” “A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but…” “People say I can handle pressure, but there is one sporting competition where i…” “The wind held the door open for me, and I appreciated it. Who knew the breeze w…”