If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throat.

“I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.”

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the langu…”

“The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow.”

“I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.”