If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, if he is a politician.

“My motto: I’ll do it today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or not.”

“Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so…”

“I’m very careful with political statements. When I bash the Republicans, I know…”

“In the tortoise and the hair fable, I believe the tortoise represents big busin…”