If a molar-shaped asteroid crashed down from the heavens and crushed my testicles, I'd probably have to cancel my dental appointment with my gynecologist. And it wouldn't be the first time in history something like that has happened. Many people have canceled dental appointments.

“Quiet night. Silence at full capacity. Noiselessness is spilling over like a co…”

“The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the…”

“Zebras are the lions of the animal world. I mean they would be, if lions weren’…”

“A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and dem…”