If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles. Round trip, not one way.

“Do I mind losing? No, because losses and wins are just the bricks on the path t…”

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I wan…”

“Distributing unsolicited You’re Welcomes, it’s a thankless task. It’s almost as…”

“On is to no, as Dora J. Arod is to Dora J. Arod. And brick is to blanket, as Do…”