If a woman says she got a bad haircut, and I agree with her, am I being agreeable, or an asshole?

“One javelin through five people is like a murder kabob. Saves bullets.”

“When I’m not eating, sleeping, working, or doing a hundred other things, I’m ma…”

“A blanket could be used to silence your internal critic. And if you don’t shut …”

“What’s on my mind? I could say you, but we both know I'd be lying. Actually, I'…”