If anybody can appreciate fine music, it's me. I mean who else can hit multiple octaves with their armpits?

“My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.”

“It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.”

“Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.”

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”