If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I’d have one of the few major beards in the world that grew north.

“Who I am is unimportant. But who I am is very important. I’ll suppress my ego n…”

“Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving…”

“If you can predict the future, you can change the past.”

“A blanket could be used to aid a sinner’s nightly prayer. I’m not shaking becau…”