If body language is 90% of a conversation, then obviously what’s being said is only half as important as what’s not being said. And what are you saying? I can’t hear you when my back is turned.

“Have an apple. It’s bruised. I beat the hell out of it.”

“A brick could be slid on a wood floor, like a rolling bowling ball, in an attem…”

“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of yo…”

“I need your help. You can help me by not helping me.”