If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave.

“My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through th…”

“If I could fly, life would be amazing. But paraplegic people say the same thing…”

“I don’t have to extend my hand to greet you. A wink can reach across the room. …”

“I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t he…”