If God rewards us on earth for good deeds—the Old Testament suggests it’s so, and the Puritans certainly believed it—then maybe Satan rewards us for evil ones.

“PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!”

“Artistic talent is far more common than the talent to nurture artistic talent.”

“The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.”

“When you empty out the vessel, you also empty out all the crap floating around …”