If I can delay your action with my inaction, then I’ll gladly do nothing for the good of the no good.

“I didn’t win a championship, but I did pop some champagne bottles—and a few loc…”

“I just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sp…”

“I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.”

“I don’t like rejection. One jection is enough for me. No need to give it to me …”