If I converted an old bubble gum machine into a Love Dispenser, and charged a quarter for some love, then people probably wouldn’t be so upset if they stepped in Love, no matter how sticky it might be.

“My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if…”

“I plan on putting off death my whole life.”

“A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it…”

“I am fun, friendly, and I know how to use the third comma in a list of three di…”