If I could adorn myself with a question, I’d wear a where. It would never go out of style, because location is everything.

“I blink like a blanket. I’m not asleep—this extended motionlessness is how I ma…”

“If my moles migrated like tiny buffaloes, then I’d let you hunt on my skin and …”

“A brick could be used as a time travel device. I didn’t say it would work well,…”

“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in tra…”