If I could change any one thing about me, I’d change you.

“I’ll name my town “Unwelcome,” and the sign will say, “Welcome to Unwelcome.”

“We had some good fun together, didn’t we? That’s why I’m sorry to say I’m going…”

“I’ve decided to cut back on my sugar intake by applying it externally, as a der…”

“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”