If I could, I’d eat love for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And for in-between snacks, I’d eat passion fruit.

“Sometimes I’ll read a book and feel it was written just for me. Then I’ll flip …”

“Rather than dirt, I’d rather push a wheelbarrow full of books. Dirty books.”

“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking abo…”

“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians an…”