If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.

“My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they …”

“It’s true, I almost hit him. And I would have too, if at the last moment he did…”

“Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.”

“The night before I’m murdered,” said the voice over in my head, “will be at noo…”