If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Chocolate-chip patience cookies. And I’d eat them all at one sitting.

“Riding a bicycle makes you impotent. That’s why I carry a bicycle seat in my po…”

“A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle.
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“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”

“Bricks could be used to build structures that homosapiens can live in and engag…”