If I didn’t have any pants on, I’d let you taste my pantslessness.

“Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t d…”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask wh…”

“Are you cool enough to live on Me street? It’s a one-way street, you know.”

“A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunc…”