If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing.

“I don’t call watches watches, I call them grasps, because one, they grasp onto …”

“I want a trophy wife. I’ll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace …”

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”

“Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.”