If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.

“A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps …”

“How much distance should there be between art and artist? I’d say no more than …”

“Babies look better when they’re all dressed up—in bacon.”

“I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give…”