If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I reminded them of Orafoura’s shadow, I’d have a penny more than ninety nine cents. And even then that’s because I muttered it to myself this morning in the shower.

“My initials are J.O.K., and then there is a silent "E" on the end. And not only…”

“As far as how my mom might view me, I can imagine her saying something like thi…”

“If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?”

“I want to write a movie called “The Movie.” Clever title, no?”