If I had a hand for a penis, would a hand job be appropriate in place of a handshake at business meetings? Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I don’t like boxing. I prefer bagging.” “Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.” “The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to cal…” “18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded…”