If I had a street named after me, it would really put me on the map.

“Contrast and compliment. The blue is never more blue than it is when paired wit…”

“Here is my naked body. Take a long look at what nobody else can look at. And hu…”

“Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe.”

“Keep your wife happy by living in a slightly nicer house than your neighbor. An…”