If I had a vulva, I’d let you drive it like a Volvo. It’s all about safety. You could probably park on the street, but you might get a ticket.

“A blanket could be used to keep me from exploding. My patience is wearing thin,…”

“I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I …”

“I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good …”

“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the…”