If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?

“A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to f…”

“Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.”

“Bricks could be used to fill Fort Knox. I know, I know. You’re probably thinkin…”

“Before I die, I want to change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could si…”