If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?

“My love disappeared, along with the evidence of her dead body.”

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”

“I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could p…”

“I had a dream about you last night. We started a shoe company, and a competitor…”