If I had to live my life over, I’d live it over seas, like a cloud.

“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night…”

“I drink hot coffee in the summer, and iced coffee in the winter. I’m a contrari…”

“To get him to agree, I put a gun to his head. To get him to not change his mind…”

“If I typed out positive words, printed them out, blended them together with fru…”